Asshat Opera is a cathartic way to sing away frustrations when asshats are getting you down. It’s a quick anonymous audiotaping of yourself in our cool “Shoutout” virtual recording booth right from your device–no singing skills needed (!) and no downloads/uploads required…
Use the QR code or this link to enter the “virtual recording booth” and audio-record an anonymous max-30 second “opera tirade”–but do it in the first-person from the perspective of the asshat who is tormenting you; for example:
I am the asshat who likes to talk over you at meetings and I also don’t respect anyone except myself… speaking of which, have you noticed that I am the greatest and don’t you think it’s high time that you bowed to my excellent excellence…”
Don’t use any names or identifying info in your rant. Cursing OK; slurs not OK. I’ll post constellations of your masterpieces here shortly.
[*Note: When you are done with the recording, the interface gives you the option of sharing your name and other info; this is NOT required–you can leave all of it blank!]
If it doesn’t feel cathartic, sing it louder 🙂
